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Mass text: "I'm sorry, but I don't want to be your ex-girlfriend anymore. Also I'm not sorry."
— SarahNicolePrickett (@snpsnpsnp) March 4, 2013

In my breakups, and the breakups of my friends, it has almost always been the boy who seems at first stoic and disturbingly chill about the end of a situation, while the girl falls Taylor Swift-ly apart. Weeks or months later, however, she gets up all sunshiny with new skin singing “we! are never ever ever! getting back…” ANYWAY, and he is calling her, like, “I will not love again.”  - Sarah Nicole Prickett for Bullett on GIRLS.